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<i>Random Romance Novel Title Generator</i>
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Regular readers of my wife's blog, <a href="http://judgeabook.blogspot.com" target="_top" style="text-decoration:none"><i>Judge a Book by Its Cover</i></a>, are likely familiar with her penchant for lampooning the low-grade throwaway bodice rippers put out by the thousands by Harlequin and similar publishers.  (For samples, consult the "book" section of your local supermarket.)  The only things cheesier than these books' cover art are their titles: "The Greek Millionaire's Revenge," "The Italian Count's Bride," "The Chinese Dictator's Valentine Surprise"...after a while the titles are simply formulaic.
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It is with this observation in mind that we've designed the do-it-yourself Romance Novel Title Generator<sup>&trade;</sup>, just like the one used by the pros!  You're a click away from a line of glurge suitable for adorning the cover of <i>Historical Series #1547</i> (May 2008).  Simply push the button and watch the title appear!  Click again and again for hours (or minutes, at least) of inexplicable, juvenile entertainment!
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var max1 = 30;
var max2 = 42;
var max3 = 29;
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index3 = Math.floor(Math.random() * max3);	
index4 = Math.floor(Math.random() * max4);

array1 = new Array("Greek", "Italian", "Mediterranean", "Maltese", "Māori", "Arabian", "Scottish", "Celtic", "Nordic", "Slavic", "Gaelic", "Frankish", "Mesopotamian", "Turkish", "Viking", "Highland", "Assyrian", "Albanian", "Strongbadian", "Aztec", "Mayan", "Indian", "Native", "Pacific Islander", "Samoan", "Austro-Hungarian", "Peorian", "Parisian", "Venusian", "Jovian", "Chinese");

array2 = new Array("Baby Daddy's", "Viceroy's", "Hundredaire's", "Thousandaire's", "Despot's", "Millionaire's", "Billionaire's", "Trillionaire's", "Executive's", "Tycoon's", "CEO's", "President's", "Sheik's", "Emir's", "Shah's", "Dragon Emperor's", "Heir's", "Prince's", "King's", "Duke's", "Marquis's", "Earl's", "Knight's", "Thane's", "Hunter's", "Sultan's", "Vampire's", "Legal Consultant's", "Paper Company Sales Representative's", "Communications Major's", "Performance Artist's", "History Professor's", "NASCAR Driver's", "Landowner's", "Outlaw's", "Merchant's", "Cowboy's", "Rogue's", "Cad's", "Desperado's", "Pirate's", "Sadist's", "Deputy Undersecretary for Homeland Security's");

array3 = new Array("Machinating", "Conniving", "All-Blacks-Supporting", "Stentorian", "Sesquipedalian", "Irrepressible", "Bashful", "Besotted", "Bemused", "Unwilling", "Supine", "Reluctant", "Unctuous", "Captive", "Virgin", "Tasty", "Willing", "Buxom", "Robust", "Bodacious", "Quiet", "Depraved", "Sleep-Deprived", "Insatiable", "Lonely", "Wily", "Bluestockinged", "Feminist", "Anarcho-Syndicalist", "Lovely", "Gold-Digging");

array4 = new Array("Baby Mamma", "Housekeeper", "Homemaker", "Wet Nurse", "Secretary", "Personal Trainer", "Wedding Planner", "Bride", "Love-Slave", "Girl Friday", "Heiress", "Mistress", "Prisoner", "Automaton", "Princess", "Duchess", "Marquesa", "Lady", "Maiden", "Countess", "Fishmongeress", "Slave-Girl", "Captive", "Virgin", "Model", "Nurse", "Actress", "Queen", "Feminist", "Dragon Lady");

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	index1 = Math.floor(Math.random() * max1);	
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	index3 = Math.floor(Math.random() * max3);	
	index4 = Math.floor(Math.random() * max4);

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